Faking Sick

So this morning Dallin did not want to go to school and he went to some extreme lengths to see that he got to stay home. After breakfast he came downstairs and said that he had thrown up. Steve went up to see what was going on. He took one look in the toilet and gasped, then he got really worried and questioned Dallin. "You through that up? Dallin that doesn't look good. When you have throw up like that, it means you have encephalitis. Quick Dallin we need to get you to the hospital, they are going to have to sick a giant needle into your throat up into your brain to make sure you don't die." Dallin at this point was starting to back track, "No Dad, I don't have that, I'm just sick." "No, Dallin we need to get you to the hospital quick."

"Dad, Dad I'm not sick." Dallin finally came clean. He used my lotion and squirted it into the toilet. Just wanted to share the encephalitis thing, so you can use it on your kids, when they try and fake sick on you.